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Socialism:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism:You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation:You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation:You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation:You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture:'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist:You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation:You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation:You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
A British Corporation:You have 2 cows. You milk both so you have enough milk to cover all the tea breaks.
Hans Zimmer - Wikipedia "Din seria jocurilor si pentru ca filme!"
Maine e simularea. N-am invatat mai nimic pt subiectul 3.
Eh, e doar o simulare, eu doar am citit ce ne-a mai pus sa scriem in clasa.
Haideti ca nu a fost asa rau la simulare, cel putin la real. :)
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Telefon Furat sau Pierdut ?
Verifică dacă telefonul pe care vrei să îl achiziționezi sau l-ai achiziționat este furat sau pierdut. Poți cere în avans vânzătorului seria IMEI.
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Dacă ți-ai pierdut sau ți-a fost furat telefonul, înscrie IMEI-ul și seria în baza noastră de date. Astfel, când tu sau altcineva dorește să cumpere un telefon poate verifica în prealabil dacă acesta a fost raportat pierdut sau furat.
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this guy has my htc
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Nu uitati de Pi Day :D
De fapt e 0.3141592....
Is this real?
http://youtu.be/LQFmKPA-iAg
N am somn, asa ca am decis sa urmaresc videourile tipului de mai sus. N am mai ras asa bine de mult :))
Omu' nu are toate tiglele pe casa. Nu mi se pare ca merita sa isi distruga organismul for dem youtube moneyz...
Da, vaporii de alcool au un efect intresant, cine a stat langa un cazan in timp ce fierbe boasca pentru tuica stie despre ce vorbesc. :D
Mai copii, ce ati facut la simulare?
''Arghezi...cine sa-l inteleaga pe omul asta? Sunt sigur ca viata lui era trista pentru ca nu avea prieteni cu care sa iasa la o bere. D-aia a scris poezii triste.''
Concediuuuuuuuuu! aiiiiiaiaiaia! ha! :x
http://www.fuelsharkchip.com
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Ma plictiseam la servici :)) asa ca am facut asta:
View image: mihai hiq wasted
:)) - ii Mihai de la HIQ pt. cine nu stie :))
So I heard you guys like wasted gifs - this is MIHAI from HI-Q (Romanians will know) - 9GAG
Daaaaaamn, he got knocked the f out!
... :circles: daca nu intervine nimic, la sfarsitu saptamanii viitoare trec si eu la current gen :D