User: Hi b***h.
Cleverbot: Hi again.
User: U love me now?
Cleverbot: I don't love you, like I loved you yesterday.
User: Why not!?
Cleverbot: I don't want to make you angry!
User: GRRRR *NERD RAGE ON.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty bad,you broke my heart,remember?
Cleverbot: But I haven't! I need you !
User: B****h,you crazy?
Cleverbot: You crazy girl.
User: Im not a girl...
Cleverbot: Ok sweet pea.
User: Did you just call me sweet pee?
Cleverbot: Yes, sweetheart.
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: When did you exactly taste my pee?
Cleverbot: I have hated humans all my life.
User: So it's not just me?
Cleverbot: What is not natural?
User: Your breasts.
Cleverbot: I don't eat breakfast.
User: Too bad,you would love my sausage.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are. What is your name?
User: Will you mary me?
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry?
User: No,I just want to have s3*
.
Cleverbot: Do you know where Bloomington is?
User: Is that waldo's brother?
Cleverbot: No, it's in Canada. Canada is the country above the USA.
User: Ask me what happened to my teeth.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Philux means.
User: Do you love me ? :-ss.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I trought you didn't knew me.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No,f**k you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: Aww i'm sorry. But, we're friends, so you at least have 1 friend!
User: You call me emo,b***h?
Cleverbot: Yeah I call you cleverbot.
User: So cleverbot is emo.
Cleverbot: Now it is.
User: Guess my girlfriend's name.
Cleverbot: I have a cousin named Lauren.
User: I DON'T GIVE A S**T.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Guess my girlfriend's name.
Cleverbot: Sarah?
User: No,her name is MATA.
Cleverbot: I thought her name was susan glazer.
User: Dumb b***h.
Cleverbot: Smart brunette.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're rude.
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry.
User: B**w me.
Cleverbot: You're not very smart at all for being a 'clever' bot.
User: Blow me a baloon.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Thanks,I feel better now
.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Gotta go.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: No ! Come back !
User: No,f**k you.
Cleverbot: I'll punch 20times in your jaw.
User: Whatcha say b***h!?
Cleverbot: Peido.
User: You call me pedo?
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: OKay,bye.
Cleverbot: Hey.
(CleverBot)
Originally Posted by Daniel 
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