De asta mi a picat mie saptamana trecuta al 2 lea thunderlord![]()
Patch incoming: Azi - 6pm-10pm
Destiny Servers Going Offline Thursday for Maintenance
Se pare ca nu implementeaza nimic astazi, doar isi pregatesc terenul pentru updates.
This totally planned service outage will enable us to prepare for the arrival of a series of updates planned for the next few weeks. During this time, you’ll be unable to play Destiny. We're sorry about the interruption, but it's for the greater good.
Am gasit bijuteria asta repostata de cineva care nu a dat sursa. Pana la 10, enjoy.
Rambo IIII Atheon here.
So good news! Bungie installed a railing around my crib so I stop falling, and man, life is great!! And you remember how I used to teleport the guys who were farthest away from me? You know, because the guys closest are easier for me to kill? Well, apparently Guardians realized that they could have their best players run away from me so they would get teleported and they were making short work of my portal teams... This wouldn't be a problem normally, but apparently the Kamakazi Harpies that I ordered from Amazon can't fly more than 18" off the ground, so these Guardian teams were just sticking their crappiest players on top of those pillars and the Harpies just sit below them and squawk.
Anyway, since Guardians can no longer cheese me, its time for us to cheese some Guardians!!
I'm looking for a group of lvl 30 Vex to cheese some Guardians on Hard Mode. I have the Guardian checkpoint. You don't need to be any good at killing Guardians; we're going to cheese the Guardians using some known glitches. This should take 1-2 hours. The exact time is unknown, because it depends on how badly the group of Guardians wants a 4th copy of the Legendary Sparrow. But typically, if we cheese/glitch kill them for about 90 minutes, at least one person in their group will start to break, and when that happens, victory is inevitable.
Need 6 Vex total, will split into 2 groups: -1 yellow Pretorian and 2 yellow Goblins will stand in Venus portal -3 yellow Hobgoblins will stand in Mars portal
Pretorians: no mic required. Really all you need is one hand; you're just going to mash melee. If a Guardian takes your health down with the Relic, we're going to glitch your health back to full. So again, no worries if you aren't good at killing Guardians. You just literally need to mash right bumper until the relic carrier dies. His friends will go blind, they'll die, and that's it! We're done! Rinse and repeat until their spirits are broken and they surrender.
Goblins: Your job is just to die while the health-regenerating Pretorian melee kills the Relic carrier. Literally just stand there and get shot. In fact, I might not even need players for these roles. I might just connect spare controllers and sign them into Live.
Hobgoblins: You guys are kind of outnumbered, so I'm going to use some glitches on Guardians to help you out. For example, if I teleport them to Mars (where you 3 will be standing), I'll try my best to only teleport 2 Guardians. They will have to focus on the Oracles, and then you guys can just snipe them to death. Also, I will occasionally send the "detain" cage around Guardians who were teleported, so they'll have to shoot their way out of the detain cage AND kill the Oracles. You'll make short work of them when I can pull off this glitch.
Now obviously, some guardians are resilient and they may defeat you and leave with the Relic, in which case, I will be extremely vulnerable. So just in case that happens, I'm going to have to cheese the Guardians myself. And fortunately, I have a few tricks up my sleeve:
1) Portal Malfunction: One of my favorite strategies for cheesing Guardians is to shut down the portal system. They think the Portal is open, but they will actually walk right through it and they won't leave Mars or Venus! Its extremely disorienting for a Guardian, and its hilarious to watch!
2) Relic Shield malfunction: Guardians like to wuss out and all camp the center platform (where those worthless imported Kamakazi Harpies can't fly). They throw up their "Relic Bubble" and my guns can't penetrate the bubble. Or so they think. I have gotten very good at glitching the bubble shield so that my shots go right through them! I usually wait until my health is real low before activating this glitch, because when that happens, it REALLY breaks their spirits. And then hilarity ensues...
3) Zoo Attack: If all else fails, and these Guardians manage to fight their way through all our cheese attempts, I may have to resort to an all-out Zoo attack. I have an entire army of Monkeys, Giraffes, Camels, Centipedes, Zebras, Chimpanzees, Leopards, Turtles, Anteaters, Bees, and Lions. They can knock a Guardian out of combat for 10 minutes easy.
If somehow still they manage to beat me, no worries. I've got warehouses full of Legendary Sparrows and Ascendant Energies. You know the ball-pit at Chuck-E-Cheese? multiply that my 1,000; that's how many Ascendant Energies I have just layout around. If they win, I'll throw some glowy balls and sparrows at them. Oh, and maybe a Chatterwhite Shader. LOL!
Msg "Atheon" on XBL if you want to help with the cheese"
sursa este un comentariu de pe bungie.net, l-am citit si eu ieriDestiny > Atheon here: LFG to cheese Guardians; lvl 30 Vex only (Pretorians, Goblins, Hobgoblins) | Forums | Bungie.net
Ca sa f*** de tot pvp-ul , mai bine nu.
Iron Banner 2.0 Will Return 'By the End of Next Week, If All Goes Well,' Team Chat Update Arrives This Monday - MP1st
Imaginea e foarte sugestiva![]()
Weapon: THE LAST WORD
Titan: Armamentarium
Hunter: Crest of Alpha Lupi
Warlock: Voidfang Vestments
Exotic Engram: Helmet
OMG, desi sunt sigur ca toti titanii sunt suparati ca e din nou Armamentarium, eu am reusit sa-l ratez pana acum.Bun baiat, Xur, ai o bere.
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@flavi_us: De fiecare data cand a adus Armamentarium a fost o versiune mai buna decat precedenta, cu mai multa disciplina. Eu l-am cumparat/upgradat deja de 2 ori. A 3-a oara nu-l mai iau.![]()
Ce imi recomandati sa cumpar de la Xur : The Last Word sau Armamentarium.
Sunt Titan ,am level 28, 24 de strange coins si am chest exotic Crest of Alpha Lupi.
depinde ce joci mai mult...mie imi place la armamentarium chestia cu "additional grenade", in PVP joc cu titan defender si am "sticky grenades" care se lipesc pe inamici si omoara ~100%, si pornesc cu 2 din start...o sa iau si eu pistolul sa vad cum e, desi am si Thorn si nu prea i-am dat atentie pana acum...
Iti recomand The last word, dintr-un singur motiv: foarte putin probabil sa mai fie la Xur vreodata. Armamentarium o sa mai fie. In afara de asta, armura e mai buna; hand cannon-ul mi se pare bun in PvP, dar atat. In PvE, Hawkmoon ii da clasa.
La cat de mult mi-am dorit The Last Word, am luat la sacosa doua bucati bun baiat Xur asta, imi venea sa il pup azi)
Nu vorbeste nimeni de update? Nicio schimbare majora, dar micile modificari sunt foarte, foarte faine. Faptul ca poti sa dai preview la shadere si embleme, faptul ca poti vedea nivelul maxim de intellect/strength/discipline de la o armura, 10 sloturi pentru bounties, and so on. Very pleased with you, Bungie!
PS: pana si noile iconite, si culoarea albastra de la melee/grenada mi se par super
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